This is not emergent but what the heck, here goes.....There was a young girl (maybe 12 or 13) who kept visiting the nurses office every morning. She was always nauseaus.

Well, the nurse finally asked her if she ever had sex. She then asked her when her last period was etc. Finally, in confirming her pregnancy, the girl's shocked reply was "I can't possibly be pregnant, we used saran wrap!"

The nurse wanted to know whose idea was it to use saran wrap. She said her boyfriend (also maybe 13 or 14) told her it was safe.